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City sex & politics

Last night. I’m at a party with BP, talking to a woman I’ve just met. A dead ringer for Shakira,…

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The Durham Ox with Eton

I’m driving along a country road between the villages of Crayke and Brandsby when a pair of eyes and a…

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The Cleveland Tontine with Eton

I’ve made a few first date faux pas: warbling on about exes; sleeping with the date; getting too drunk all…

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Doctor Doctor

This afternoon I went to the doctor’s place in Harrogate; or rather, I died and went to heaven. You see,…

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Tinsel, tat & a terrifying age gap

Lately, my thoughts have been fairly tied up with the doctor, but I’ve also been chatting to someone else from…